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Never Say Genius

Hardcover

Today is Coke and Pepsi McDonald's thirteenth birthday. Someone's out to make sure they never make it to thirteen and a half.

Racing across America,

the twins will nearly be

boiled alive

in a huge basket of french fries,

frozen to death

by soft-serve ice cream,

stampeded

in a wild stadium riot,

kidnapped

from a high-speed

roller coaster, and

worst of all

their parents think

they're totally joking!

Will they survive? Will they defeat Archie Clone? Will they be dropped out of a helicopter onto the tip of the Washington Monument? Will they ever say "genius"?

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